March 2012
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dorkvahkiin replied to your photo: thank u google for delivering a link to exactly…
WHAT A GOOD GOOGLE SEARCH I’M SO PROUD!!!!!
i can’t believe i never thought to do this before
why does she have such a nice butt
i mean really
what a good butt
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dorkvahkiin:
ugh I just
it’s
I
just
I love butts
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“yolo”
– William Shakespeare, The Tempest (via segoli)
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suggestion: sit the cup on your books and drink from a straw, leaving both hands free for blogging
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geoducks replied to your post: danielleparkerson replied to your post:…
We get this awesome locally made bread with swirls of that cinammon roll stuff baked into it oh god it’s so good i have it for breakfast every goddamn day
aaaaah i’m so jealous
we just had a bagel shop open by some of my friends’ parents!! except i’m not allowed to eat bagels but i eat them on the...
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envyadams:
if you didn’t like the 2007 remake of Hairspray then you need to watch it again, acknowledge the fact that James Marsden sings and dances in a suit, and re-evaluate that opinion
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cosmo tip #192
expertcosmotips:
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
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runalong-mantalk replied to your post: i am so weirded out by a lot of the vibrators out…
finding ergonomic rabbits/double stims is way harder than it should be
i aM so intimidated by them wow
how
do you even put that places
what
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danielleparkerson replied to your post: danielleparkerson replied to your post:…
yes omg bread is my favorITE especially pumpernickel bread oh wow/ and yes comfort food is the best food. (and breakfast food but i guess that can be considered comfort food)
i wanna eat all the breads in the world
all of them
oh god okay so i’m from santa cruz and i just have this deep love for...
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danielleparkerson replied to your post: frederickinflux replied to your post: i cant stop…
i know this doesn’t help but quinoa is the bomb dot com it’s so good and good for you but OH MAN i could never ever go without bread wow no i’m getting mad bread is the best food. potatoes too. and sugar makes everything better. that’s not okay
it’s pretty good!! i really like it with chicken +...
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wait are people seriously calling that school shooter a “sweet boy”
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supey:
if i could be any superhero id be ben 10? i love so many of his aliens. theres so much potential for weird body experiences. and weird alien sex
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beiuet replied to your post: i am so weirded out by a lot of the vibrators out…
well appartenlyt
i actually want to talk to whoever designed these because like
these are really inventive
where do you get your ideas?? do people request them?? or did it just come to you?? hm
maybe i should open a sex shop
i am so weirded out by a lot of the vibrators out there?? why
why would i want to take something that’s shaped like a tiny monkey and hold that against my vagina
is there anyone who thinks that’s hot
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enoughthunder:
don’t make movies longer than 1h40mins just don’t. if you couldn’t finish the whole thing in that time just explain what happened in the credits
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akitron replied to your post: frederickinflux replied to your post: i cant stop…
if she’s trying to go for a “”“healthy diet”“” she’s doing it all wrong. Wow im so mad now, this isn’t GOOD for you oh my god
JESUS i kNOW she says the “”spirit guides”” tell her things ugh let me tell you autumn
when i move out
i’m going to buy THREE WHOLE THINGS OF ICING
and...
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frederickinflux replied to your post: i cant stop crying jesus i give up im literally…
*hugs if want*
*hugs*
i’m mostly throwing a hissy fit because my mom has removed bread and potatoes and sugar from my diet so now it’s basically just green beans, quinoa and turkey
February 2012
i cant stop crying jesus i give up im literally never getting out of bed again
marththebland:
why the fuck is the girl in control alt delete dating the guy in control alt delete
a good question
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is writing something with a pencil and the lead breaks so he goes to sharpen it and starts writing again but the lead breaks again because he dropped it earlier and the lead is broken in many places inside the pencil
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snowdarkred replied to your post: look i’m sorry men’s rights activists but until…
*tilts head* i don’t understand, what fundamental rights are they missing? they have control of their own reproductive system, they vote, they get more money for fewer credentials………
i have no idea it’s usually a cover for really intense misogyny
sometimes i meet egalitarians/mras who are focused on...
look i’m sorry men’s rights activists but until you clean up your movement i want nothing to do with you
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i added an elementary school friend on facebook and she proceeded to like 39 of my photos consecutively and then commented on my luna the fashion kitty collage “creepy”
uh
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
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